Drink it! It's good.

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01/05/2018 at 13:28 • Filed to: None

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I’ve heard this has arrived in a few places in the US. My fellow Americans, if you find Gik wine, buy it, drink it or offer it as a gift.

Not only you will enjoy a great product, but you will also give the middle finger to all the pretentious wine snobs of the world and to the EU regulatory bodies who fined the company and made them change the name of the product from “blue wine”, to “wine based blue drink”.

https://nyti.ms/2luhwQz

America needs to get behind this, because this wine is special, just like us.

Red wine is for commies!

https://gik.blue

https://bluewine.us


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/05/2018 at 14:07

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I’m all for innovation in the wine industry and especially for creative Spanish upstarts pissing off fusty regulators and old French and British wine writers, but also I don’t really want blue poop.


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > RPM esq.
01/05/2018 at 14:19

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It’s poop! You flush it and forget about it. Don’t let such a silly reason to stop you from enjoying something you like.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/05/2018 at 14:47

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Will this be the catalyst of Spaexit?


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
01/05/2018 at 15:00

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No. The Spanish authorities fully support that decision, as the wine lobby is pretty damn powerful and the big players can be pretty monopolistic.

The Gik guys seemed to be alone against the world, until another company, Santa Margarita Bodegas, launched their own, Passion brand, of new wine.

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Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/05/2018 at 15:04

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I was joking. Have you tasted it? Is it as sweet as the BBC guy indicated?


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > RPM esq.
01/05/2018 at 15:22

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Depends on your view of sweet. I found out that Europeans like less sweeter things than we do, from candy to drinks.

Then again, Gik is aimed at young people, so think a light, decently sweet Chardonnay with fruity hints. It’s a great pair for fish, chicken, soft creamy cheese and other quick snacks.

Of course, you can always have a glass or two, without any food, because the taste is pleasant.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/05/2018 at 15:56

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Sounds like a perfect mismatch for my taste in wine and everything else, but I’m still curious. I’ll try it if I see it and report back.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/06/2018 at 12:49

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Is it naturally blue or just full of food coloring?


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
01/06/2018 at 13:19

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Yes. They use a organic pigment, extracted from the skin of black grapes, called anthocyanin.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/06/2018 at 13:24

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Might as well top it with this.

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Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > RPM esq.
01/06/2018 at 14:03

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Indeed. It looks interesting, but I like my wine dry and red, and the dryer and more red the better.


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01/06/2018 at 14:51

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Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/06/2018 at 16:59

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Does it have any positive attributes beyond the color? Because you can’t taste color.


Kinja'd!!! jmedarts > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/06/2018 at 17:56

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missing a letter.

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Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/07/2018 at 20:43

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Where the purple at?!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/07/2018 at 20:44

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Mmmmmmm...Windex.

(Would try. Why not?)


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/08/2018 at 13:31

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That looks disgusting. If you think drinking wine is giving the middle finger to anyone, you’re stupid.


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Stef Schrader
01/08/2018 at 14:52

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One mix between blue, pink and a little bit of orange, away.


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Shoop
01/08/2018 at 14:54

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Not drinking wine. Drinking THAT wine. Stupid.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
01/09/2018 at 14:05

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I mean, I’d try it